| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 13 May 2024 |
| Pique Blinders | 3 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 22 April 2024 |
| Hardly Athletic | 3 | v | 1 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 15 April 2024 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 25 March 2024 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 1 | v | 3 | Flawless United |
| Monday 11 March 2024 |
| CCH F.C. | 4 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 04 March 2024 |
| Pique Blinders | 1 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 26 February 2024 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 4 | v | 1 | Flawless United |
| Monday 12 February 2024 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 4 | v | 1 | Tchouaméni Men |
| Monday 05 February 2024 |
| CCH F.C. | 1 | v | 11 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 3 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 22 January 2024 |
| Hardly Athletic | 4 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Kick off | Home | - | Away |
| Monday 20 May 2024 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch B |
| 07:30 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Monday 24 June 2024 - St Ives One Leisure Pitch C |
| 08:30 PM | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | v | Tchouaméni Men |