| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| Tchouaméni Men | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 55 | 22 | 33 | 22 | 86 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 37 | 32 | 5 | 22 | 81 |
| Pique Blinders | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 53 | 27 | 26 | 21 | 99 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 36 | 24 | 12 | 16 | 99 |
| Hardly Athletic | 11 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 39 | 41 | -2 | 15 | 100 |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 11 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 29 | 37 | -8 | 13 | 90 |
| Flawless United | 13 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 32 | 68 | -36 | 9 | 118 |
| CCH F.C. | 12 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 29 | 59 | -30 | 8 | 108 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 29 April 2024 |
| CCH F.C. | 2 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Tchouaméni Men | 5 | v | 0 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Flawless United | 6 | v | 2 | Hardly Athletic |
| Monday 22 April 2024 |
| Flawless United | 1 | v | 7 | Tchouaméni Men |
| Tchouaméni Men | 11 | v | 2 | CCH F.C. |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 4 | v | 3 | Pique Blinders |
| Hardly Athletic | 3 | v | 1 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 15 April 2024 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 2 | v | 9 | Tchouaméni Men |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 5 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 25 March 2024 |
| Tchouaméni Men | 6 | v | 2 | CCH F.C. |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 3 | v | 3 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 1 | v | 3 | Flawless United |
| Pique Blinders | 4 | v | 6 | Hardly Athletic |
| Monday 11 March 2024 |
| Flawless United | 3 | v | 12 | Pique Blinders |
| Tchouaméni Men | 4 | v | 2 | Hardly Athletic |
| CCH F.C. | 4 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 04 March 2024 |
| CCH F.C. | 2 | v | 4 | Flawless United |
| Hardly Athletic | 2 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Tchouaméni Men | 3 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Pique Blinders | 1 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Monday 26 February 2024 |
| Tchouaméni Men | 1 | v | 5 | Pique Blinders |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 4 | v | 1 | Flawless United |
| Hardly Athletic | 3 | v | 3 | CCH F.C. |
| Monday 19 February 2024 |
| Flawless United | 1 | v | 8 | Tchouaméni Men |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | v | 7 | Pique Blinders |
| Monday 12 February 2024 |
| Pique Blinders | 4 | v | 0 | CCH F.C. |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 4 | v | 1 | Tchouaméni Men |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 5 | v | 4 | Flawless United |
| Hardly Athletic | 4 | v | 4 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 05 February 2024 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 3 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| CCH F.C. | 1 | v | 11 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Pique Blinders | 4 | v | 3 | Hardly Athletic |
| Flawless United | 1 | v | 5 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 29 January 2024 |
| Flawless United | 5 | v | 6 | Hardly Athletic |
| CCH F.C. | 4 | v | 6 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Flawless United | 1 | v | 6 | Pique Blinders |
| CCH F.C. | 2 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 22 January 2024 |
| Hardly Athletic | 4 | v | 2 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 0 | v | 5 | Pique Blinders |
| Flawless United | 1 | v | 7 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 15 January 2024 |
| CCH F.C. | 3 | v | 1 | Flawless United |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 5 | v | 2 | Pique Blinders |
| Hardly Athletic | 4 | v | 4 | CCH F.C. |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 1 | v | 1 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |