| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| Who Ate All Depay's | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 3 | 12 | 6 | 18 |
| El Bano FC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| Gullet FC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 18 |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 18 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 |
| Official Cuts | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 23 | -16 | 1 | 36 |
| Team Wanted 07821040425 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Team Wanted 07821040425 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| The Six Offenders | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 0 | 18 |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 | 9 |
| VindalooGuru | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 9 | -5 | 0 | 18 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Monday 19 May 2025 |
| Gullet FC | 5 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 3 | Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs |
| El Bano FC | 6 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| VindalooGuru | 2 | v | 3 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Monday 12 May 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 12 | Who Ate All Depay's |
| Official Cuts | 1 | v | 2 | Gullet FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 6 | El Bano FC |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 7 | v | 4 | Paris Saint-Ganjaman F.C. |
| Short-sighted Banana Dwarfs | 6 | v | 2 | VindalooGuru |