| Team name | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Points | Fair Play |
| One Hit Wonders | 18 | 17 | 0 | 1 | 92 | 28 | 64 | 51 | 131 |
| El Bano FC | 18 | 15 | 1 | 2 | 83 | 13 | 70 | 46 | 122 |
| VindalooGuru | 18 | 13 | 0 | 5 | 76 | 28 | 48 | 39 | 99 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 18 | 12 | 0 | 6 | 67 | 40 | 27 | 36 | 134 |
| Kurupt FC | 18 | 10 | 0 | 8 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 30 | 130 |
| Official Cuts | 18 | 9 | 1 | 8 | 62 | 54 | 8 | 28 | 112 |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 18 | 5 | 2 | 11 | 27 | 61 | -34 | 17 | 38 |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 18 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 23 | 60 | -37 | 14 | 29 |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 18 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 0 | 80 | -80 | 2 | 0 |
| Gullet FC | 18 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 0 | 80 | -80 | 2 | 0 |
| Home | GH | - | GA | Away |
| Tuesday 14 July 2026 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 2 | v | 1 | El Bano FC |
| One Hit Wonders | 9 | v | 1 | Kurupt FC |
| Tuesday 30 June 2026 |
| VindalooGuru | 2 | v | 3 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| Tuesday 23 June 2026 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 1 | v | 2 | One Hit Wonders |
| Tuesday 19 May 2026 |
| Kurupt FC | 2 | v | 6 | VindalooGuru |
| Tuesday 05 May 2026 |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | VindalooGuru |
| Tuesday 03 March 2026 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 5 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Tuesday 24 February 2026 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 7 | v | 3 | Kurupt FC |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| One Hit Wonders | 5 | v | 0 | VindalooGuru |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| Tuesday 03 February 2026 |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| Tuesday 20 January 2026 |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 5 | One Hit Wonders |
| Monday 21 July 2025 |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | Haven't Jota Clue |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 6 | El Bano FC |
| Official Cuts | 2 | v | 5 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| Monday 14 July 2025 |
| VindalooGuru | 8 | v | 2 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 07 July 2025 |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Haven't Jota Clue |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 30 June 2025 |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 0 | v | 5 | Auntie Jackies Sisters |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | Haven't Jota Clue |
| Kurupt FC | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 23 June 2025 |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| Monday 16 June 2025 |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| One Hit Wonders | 5 | v | 0 | Auntie Jackies Sisters |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 09 June 2025 |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Haven't Jota Clue |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 0 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 0 | v | 5 | One Hit Wonders |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 02 June 2025 |
| One Hit Wonders | 5 | v | 0 | VindalooGuru |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| Kurupt FC | 5 | v | 0 | Auntie Jackies Sisters |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 0 | v | 5 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 26 May 2025 |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 0 | v | 0 | Haven't Jota Clue |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 5 | One Hit Wonders |
| Monday 19 May 2025 |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 5 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Auntie Jackies Sisters |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 12 May 2025 |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 0 | v | 5 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | Haven't Jota Clue |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 05 May 2025 |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 0 | v | 5 | One Hit Wonders |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 5 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 28 April 2025 |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 0 | v | 5 | Auntie Jackies Sisters |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | Haven't Jota Clue |
| Kurupt FC | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 21 April 2025 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 3 | v | 6 | One Hit Wonders |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| Monday 14 April 2025 |
| VindalooGuru | 5 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| One Hit Wonders | 5 | v | 3 | Auntie Jackies Sisters |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 07 April 2025 |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 0 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 0 | v | 5 | One Hit Wonders |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 5 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 31 March 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 5 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| Kurupt FC | 5 | v | 0 | Auntie Jackies Sisters |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 4 | v | 2 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| Monday 24 March 2025 |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 0 | v | 0 | Haven't Jota Clue |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 0 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| Monday 17 March 2025 |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 5 | v | 0 | 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 0 | Auntie Jackies Sisters |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 5 | v | 0 | Gullet FC |
| Monday 10 March 2025 |
| Auntie Jackies Sisters | 0 | v | 5 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| 99 Problems But The Pitch Ain't One | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Gullet FC | 0 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 03 March 2025 |
| Kurupt FC | 11 | v | 0 | Official Cuts |
| Haven't Jota Clue | 3 | v | 9 | One Hit Wonders |
| El Bano FC | 4 | v | 0 | VindalooGuru |
| One Hit Wonders | 0 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 24 February 2025 |
| One Hit Wonders | 3 | v | 2 | El Bano FC |
| Monday 17 February 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 2 | v | 4 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 1 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |
| One Hit Wonders | 10 | v | 5 | Kurupt FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 8 | VindalooGuru |
| Monday 03 February 2025 |
| Official Cuts | 2 | v | 3 | One Hit Wonders |
| Monday 27 January 2025 |
| Kurupt FC | 3 | v | 6 | Official Cuts |
| VindalooGuru | 7 | v | 1 | Brexit Ball F.C. |
| Official Cuts | 3 | v | 5 | One Hit Wonders |
| Monday 20 January 2025 |
| El Bano FC | 5 | v | 5 | Official Cuts |
| Monday 13 January 2025 |
| Brexit Ball F.C. | 3 | v | 6 | Kurupt FC |
| Kurupt FC | 1 | v | 5 | El Bano FC |